Snake-Eye

Top 16 in MCS#6 from on May 12th, 2024
cp-ur 1380 + cp-sr 270
42 cards

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I was bored while waiting between rounds so here is a meme rap I wrote about the Kendrick Lamar v Drake beef. I like to call it:

Drake Definitely Doesn't Diddle Kids

reader discresion is advised

<Opening 1>
He doesn't diddle kids
He doesn't diddle kids
He doesn't diddle kids
He doesn't diddle kids
and if he does it's not an issue
if it is, no big deal
I don't look at the evidence so none of it is real
I meat ride for drake like Akademiks showed me
He's caught on tape with 17? I call it all bologna
<Verse 1>
Drake doesn't diddle kids, he told me himself
he's so nice to give them apple juice from the top shelf
and turn off the light to snuggle them at night
not pedophile, ephebophile
better get it right!
And you know I memorized the age of consent
in every city and state that Drake has been in
it gets a little hard cause's all over the world
but if I can pre-order games why can't he pre-order girls?
<Verse 2>
He maybe diddles kids
He maybe diddles kids
He maybe diddles kids
He maybe diddles kids
and if he does it's not a problem
if it is, I can't solve it
not like I'm running defense for an A1 rape-a-holic
I don't like to think so lyrics don't matter
He didn't smash that little girl he just hollered at her
Kendrick playing chess but Drake playing minecraft
Implications don't matter cause it don't change the fact, that
If it were all true he'd be in jail for sure
He's a stand-up guy like cosby, I know you heard
that all the kdot stans hating on his biracial perks
He's more white than black, he thinks the justices system works
<Verse 3>
He kinda diddles kids
He kinda diddles kids
He kinda diddles kids
He kinda diddles kids
and if he does I don't care
cause Drake is still my goat
you don't hear them complaining with his d all down they throat
I'm not in denial, I'm not violently angry
Can't we bargain with him for a 14YO to marry
I'm in tears that 6god would ever lie to me
I don't want to accept that he could really be...
<Ending 1>
He really diddles kids
He really diddles kids
He really diddles kids
He really diddles kids
He really diddles kids
He really diddles kids
He really diddles kids
He really diddles kids
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